Mostly I spend my time contemplating Guru Nanak, quoting Lil Wayne and stalking Hasidic Jews.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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Today I am supposed to get nails re-faked, eyebrows tinted and de-haired for work and find a new dress. All for work. I don’t want to move, I cannot be bothered and I would like a new job employment-fairies.
Grilled halloumi cheese for breakfast.
Excellent start to the day.
My Stranger-on-the-Internet Crush. Hot Daaaym.
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Dis cool.
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This is my photo for the ‘know the team’ thing at work. Sadly for any patrons seeking out this annoyingly chipper looking girl scout the reality is the scowling hungover wretch with non-existent customer service skills languishing in the corner.